Lavender swing and Russian vine
Boy it spreads like swine
That Prussian wine
Garden gate and summer fete
Boy isn’t England great
At that washing plate
Shower and brush, I’m coming up lush
Oh that teenage crush
Rash it up, listen for thong and thrush
Library books and surfers touch
Yes, that glitterati literati stuff
Ledbury’s found, all bound and butch
Jazz and soul and rock and roll
Dwell upon that digital ball
Soak up that frock, astride your cockle stall
