Aren’t I awful
Drizzle cake
Chocolate cake
Pete, can you get the tea
It’s done with love
All done in the name of love
Camping in the car, oh dear me
Pete, who’s at the door, can you see
Says she doesn’t know much
Then quotes to me Innisfree
Pete, she says she’s not so bright
Then talks of Masefield, by the sea
Another glass of wine
Pete, please, for Kate and me
And a Boddingtons for Christopher
Fanciful, fanciable, fancy free
Aren’t I awful
I’ve missed the football
I’ve slept since half-past-three
Pete, who wants some more, can you see