He carries a vase of flowers
Across the public house car park
Jarvis sings
I wanna live like common people
Yet only yesterday, on radio 3’s Private Passions
He was revealing his favourite classical music
Kicking off with Yorkshireman Frederick Delius
The bride of the wedding, down the road
Is a keen and capable gardener
Who has truly inspired the village
One hour has passed, almost
Since you said to walk to the pub
So, being good with instruction, I did just that
Here to listen to dancing in the moonlight
Which may well be played again, later
Whiteley Neil’s banner claims theirs to be
The UK’s most loved gin, how do they know that
Or are they just trying to be controversial