There is a part of me
Which does more for me
Than any other
Maybe also for you
This part of me
Does more for you than any other
This part of me
I might call
My curricular excelsior
Maybe also for you
My curricular excelsior
Is the better part of me
And for me
What part of you
Does more for me than any other
Oh that I should tell you
But if I did, then before very long
All of your friends would know
