There once was a man
Let’s call him John shall we
He always chose to stay
In budget class accommodation
There was also another man
Let’s call him Christopher for now
Quiet, refined, or luxury class
Was his choice for accommodation
What mattered to John
When making his choices was
Did they have internet
And did they do early breakfast, of any kind
Christopher also had his demands
Did they have a spa, with a sauna
Could he get an a la carte evening meal
How late did they serve full English breakfast
John was on a higher pay scale
Yet he had never reviewed, or tested
The expenses allowance for staying away
Something which Christopher had done
For the whole of his working life
