Saturday morning
Health spa
Then golf club for breakfast
No sea view
Or walkers on the promenade
Instead cars, cars of every kind
A cup of top quality coffee
Good, strong, and black
With an authentic Rombouts biscuit
Next time I might ask
For two shots of espresso
Just to push the boat out so to speak
What with booze cruise boats
Being one topic of conversation
With the southern chap, back in the spa
