Someone said you were drunk
Someone said you were condescending
Someone said why visit the monks
Someone said is it never-ending
And so the conversation did move on
Yes the conversation did so move on
From Socrates to Pilates
To the cost of those who represent
From deputies to destinies
To down payments of the rent
Someone said what did you expect
Someone said it’s all part of the act
Someone said did you not read the text
Someone sad it’s a sad life, that is the fact
And so the conversation did move on
Yes the conversation did so move on
From Bake Off through to Strictly
And how fame is the stars intent
From take-off to feeling fairly sickly
With the purveyors of all that’s sent
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