The holiday to Egypt
Has been cancelled
Apparently, there are no flights
But it’s not the tour operator’s fault
And anyway, they’ve offered a discount
If we find a more expensive vacation
I think he’s talking to his mother
Montego Bay is being favoured
It is half the price, so he says
Of other Caribbean Islands
It’s good to know, don’t you think
That when folk are choosing
Exciting vacations
They are still being careful
