Listening to Sam Fender
Who I found out about
By watching him at Glastonbury on TV
While waiting for Sir Paul McCartney
He’s a Geordie tenor
Who had schoolboy trouble
So almost in line
For some sort of comparison
Except his album
Is Seventeen Going Under
And I am
Seventy going over
And the wind blows
As cricket goes on
And ukulele players play
Before we have beef curry
