How does the youth conspire
To look as old
As the customers she serves
Is this really
Life on the edge
Or have the copyrighters gone soft
There are more stories
One about the beginnings
Of container cargo ships
His name was Malcolm McLean
That’s right, not Malcolm McLaren
Who you may know from the Sex Pistols
And why would Vivienne Westwood
Or a serious lookalike
Enter the café right now
What is the story behind her full length
Tiger-striped onesie if not
To stand out from the old folks
