Sea-view (just about) balcony
Toblerone for breakfast
Quarter-past-twelve already
Salad bowl, tuna in pitta bread
Two glasses of Estrella
All-inclusive, first ten euros saved
Apparently, it is tattoos
Which give the Brits away
Oh yes, and our choice of beachwear
Also the seriously strong drinking
So so early in the day
Then the cor-blimey cockney accents
Which really take the biscuit
While we, we check out the snorkelling
Before decamping to the cocktail bar
Several Mojito’s or similar later
It is time to rise from the bar stools
Then fall arse over tit
Bloodstains on the bedclothes
Also on the shirt, and on the shorts
One day in Ibiza, that is all it takes
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