With little or no thought given
To wearing it at a football match
But now my team needs all the support
It can muster, so I think to take
This fashion item to wave about the Kop
Of course the Yorkshire wags and wits
Will have a little dig, sarcastically
At this wearer of finest Italian cotton with silk
I will smile, as well I might, for it is I
Who remembers the frantic speedboat ride
Across the lagoon back to the airport
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