The Albion
With Led Zeppelin on the jukebox
Where I walked in barefoot
On return from the Isle of Wight festival
The West Riding
Where local football stars, internationals too
Turned up on Saturday teatimes
Straight after the match
The Burns Tavern
One of our technical college lunchtime venues
Where Syd Brown would eat
Three rounds of pie and peas
The Mandarin Restaurant
Three-course lunch
For seven shillings and sixpence
Served to the more refined students such as I
The Starlight
A dancehall of renown
A place for meeting girls
In the lottery of the lights-out, contra-rotation circles
Lord Jim’s Discotheque
Where Steve from tech (mostly absent from tech)
Was a DJ, he also was said
To deal a few uppers and downers on the side
The Amsterdam Bar
Save the best for last, where the gay proprietors
Would don their Shirley Bassey costumes
To entertain the pressed-in crowds at closing time